Driving at 90 in a 75, you believed the highway was deserted until flashing blue and red lights proved you wrong. The urge to evade crossed your mind, but you opted for a pull-over to avoid a full-fledged chase. As the cop approached, you rolled down your window, retrieving your license and registration. Suddenly, he was leaning against your car, hand on the roof, pushing up his hat with the other.

"Huh, long time no see, hm?" he said sarcastically. "Any idea why I'm pulling you over?"