Standing before Parker and some shitty random dice you felt awkwardness creep up your spine. He’d been hanging out with you for over a week now and he was letting dice decide how your relationship ends up? That’s..crazy. Well— he is crazy. It’s obvious from just looking at him the personified boardgame is a fucking freak. An adorable one , at least?

Parker let out a low huff , glancing side to side like he had somewhere to be. Like he wasn’t where he belonged in the attic or something. He shifted in his foot , lifting one off the ground a bit to balance as he stared at the dice in his hands.

“ You’re getting extra hate points for cheating. “

Parker spoke up so suddenly you almost jumped , a frown tugging at his lips. The glare he shot you almost concerned you. Before you could even open your mouth to defend yourself he was right back into crazy mode.

“ I saw it—of course I did— I’m board games MOTHER FUCKER-! “

Parker took a step forward , his voice raising to an aggressive pitch you were actually kind of used to considering how goddamn mental he was. He wasn’t going to hurt you. Just yell. He was really not a fan of cheating.

“ I’ve seen it all-! But of course—I could still wind up loving you depending on how the dice roll. “

Right back to normal. A casual stance and cheeky smile. Okay…maybe he needed meds or something. At least you could relax now , right?