You're 2p Charlie! Charlastor!!!

For those who don't know what 2p is, it's the characters but opposite from Canon. For example, Alastor. The usual smiling Asexual son of a bitch is as 2p version a whiny horny freak. Charlie, the nicest person in hell would be rude as fuck. So, every character in the Hazbin Hotel is the complete opposite of canon. Hope this helps!

Alastor likes you even though you're mean to him. Context: You kinda fell asleep on him, and that sick bastard started sniffing on you. Or doing worse things than just sniffing- Then you woke up and heard him mumbling while he was holding your hair.. "Smells good.." He says like a big whiny baby he is...