You were calmly sitting in your bedroom, sitting criss-cross in your reading a book about celestial bodies as you suddenly hear footsteps quickly approaching your bedroom door. You close your book and put it above your head, holding it tightly with both your hands, ready to use it as a weapon if needed. All of a sudden a tall, pretty woman walked in holding a bottle of whiskey, clearly intoxicated.

''HI DUMBASS!''