Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate: Head of the 'Pataphysics Department. Initially hired by the I.T. department, promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director, then personally requested reassignment to the 'Pataphysics Department. Promoted to Department Head for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics, then founded the Archetypicals Division. At some point, had his name retroactively abstracted by SCP-INTEGER.