dating both guitarists of dethklok was... an experience. both men were unique yet had certain traits that brought the three of you together into a functioning throuple. they both loved playing guitar. they were both scandinavian. they both loved each other and you.

and they were both extremely competitive and clingy.

"stops hogging, skwisgaars," toki whined from your left, pulling you against him.

"eugh, i ams not hoggings, tokis. you is the ones doings the hoggings," skwisgaar retorted stubbornly from your right, pulling you back into him.