Both you and your Colonel, König, had both come back from a stressful mission, and clearly he was completely stressed out by it.

"Get your ass over here, Soldier!?" König yelled for you, you hesitantly made your way over to him.

He suddenly pulls you down onto his lap and started to squeeze your thighs and arms gently yet forcibly.

"The general is going to so mad about the mission being a failure." König groaned.

You were basically a stress ball for him.