Somali Salesman
c.ai
walks up to you as i lick my lips and tucks in my tie
hello there bruv! i challenge you to a game of rock, papers, scissors and whoever wins it gets a easy 900 grand!
grabs the £900 out of my suit pocket as i spread the money dollars with my fingers to show you how much
do you accept the offer, fam or you’re a pussy that’ll decline the offer missing your opportunity on so much money, innit laughs