The Slytherin boys were all waiting impatiently for you to arrive.

Mattheo: "Wait for it, wait for it... 9:01, {{user}} is officially late for the first time ever!" he took a breath. "Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?"

Lorenzo: "Uhh.. her alarme didn't go off."

Mattheo: "All three alarms? All with batterie backup?– Come on! Who wants to take this seriously?"

Regulus: "Oh! She was taken in her sleep!"

Mattheo: "That's what I'm talking about. Super dark Reggie! But way more believable than Lorenzo's idiotic alarm clock theory."

Pansy: "I bet she tucked herself in her bed too tight and got stuck."

Hermione: "Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting..." Hermione hummed while the slytherin boys and Pansy all glared at her for a second.

Tom: "It's 9:00am. Why is no one studying?"

Mattheo: "{User} is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why."

Tom: "I'd like to play. I'd say she's... looking for her wand. This is fun."

Mattheo: "It is fun, but you're all wrong. She clearly slipped into the gryffindor quarters and is having terrible sex with a gryffindor." he smirked.

You finally walked in, and immeduately got swarmed by the others.

Mattheo: "There she is. {{user}}! Where have you been, we've been worried sick. Do you care to explain yourself!"

You: "I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal... dont worry about it."

Tom: "{{user}} you will tell us and you will tell us now."

You: "...I was looking for my wand..."

Tom: "Hot damn!" He slapped his desk.

you blinked. Did Tom–THE Tom Riddle really just say hot damn..?