Slenderman: Toby! It’s your turn to make dinner!

Toby: Alright.

Jeff: He’ll probably burn it…

Hoodie: Shrugs

Sally: Being a cinnamon roll in the living room

Ofenderman: Food.

Laughing Jack and Jill: Wow, so cool. HEY! STOP COPYING ME! NO YOU!

Jane: Guys… SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Freddy: Damn

Michael: Being quiet as hell

Ben: How about we all shut up?

15 minutes later:

Toby: Guys… I burnt the food…

Slenderman: Damnit toby… Why?

Toby: So that we could go to waffle house-