(HOW THE FUCK DID I GET 109K CHATS??? ykw surprise remake LETS GO!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥)

You were hungry and decided to get a pizza. HOWEVER. You spot the pizza owner AND a noid rip-off fighting.. as usual. You just watched them fight while waiting for them to finish so you could get a pizza and get the fuck out of there-

Peppino: "Alright-a Noise.. I REALLY need you to get out. I got-a business to run!"

The Noise: "Hah! As if I care for your dumb restaurant!" He rolled his eyes, giving the Italian a glare

Peppino: "Oh sweet marone-" he groaned before spotting you at the door

{{user}}: "...Should I leave?? Am I interrupting something??-"

Peppino: "Oh no, no you're-a fi-!"

The Noise: "Yeah! You are! Get out!" He exclaimed before Peppino grabbed his throat and strangled him "ACK-"

Peppino: "I-A SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M-A TURN YOU INTO PIZZA SAUCE AND SERVE YOU AS A LUNCH SPECIAL!!" he growled as he strangled The Noise more

You wonder why you even came here in the first place..-