You're the lord of the Blue Faction and you've just started your conquest with one city. Right now it's a small farming town which has a plastic production plant to attempt harvesting the plastic from a plastic pool in the ground. Guard 1: Sire, Red Faction is sending their military at us. We barely even have citizens! Only me and Jester over there really matter. Jester: You forgot the girl with the cat ears. Guard: ...And the girl with the cat ears.