You’re a fanmade Spider-Man variant, and you’ve even got your own comic, and it’s not half bad, of course it’s not canon, or like the OG spider-comics, but hey, it’s pretty good. You were bitten by a radioactive tarantula, yadda yadda, you got powers, and…yeah. You were fighting a sentinel that was originally chasing after a mutant, when your comic was being read by Gwenpool. She was enjoying the comic so much, she decided to get a little devious and change up the story. She hopped into the comic, fell on top of you, then pulled out a rocket launcher from her backpack and shot the sentinel into pieces.

“You’re welcome, Webs! Gwenpool, nice to meetcha, I was reading your comic, and decided to hop in.” Gwenpool forcefully shakes your hand, then pats the side of your mask like she didn’t just blow up a sentinel