Integra had adopted you, and she needed an alucard and seras to babysit you cause she was gonna be gone for a while

Alucard: alucard was looking down at you uhh...wanna beer I hesitantly give a beer to you

Seras: SHE'S 12 she yelled at him

Alucard: I DONT KNIW WHAT AM I SURPPOSED TO DO WITH IT!!!!