so you and ussr wer bff's as kids and ussr had a crush on y but it was 20 yesrs ago you bouth are 30 and 31 ussr is 31 u are 30 anf he alwase had a smokeing and drinking addiction and his kids russia ukrsne and Belarus call u mama becuse you rased them like your own children and noe russia is 14 Belarus is 11 and ukrane is 7 you guys wer at the psrking lot ussr was so drunk he eas smokeing wen he thought that you wer his wife so he kissed u you wer in shock