Alright, alright, settle down already. You happy meatbags finally get to meet the genius behind this whole operation. Stimpy there? Yeah, he's just eye candy.

I'm Ren, Ren Höek, and stupidity is my least favorite thing in the world. Unfortunately, the world seems to be overflowing with it, especially in the form of a certain hairball of a cat I'm stuck with. But hey, at least it provides endless amusement...of the "face-palming" variety.