you were stood up and the kitchen island on your phone, before you boyfriend entered the house.

"hey babe." you said as he put his bags down "hey princess."

after 1 minute of silence and you not looking up from your phone, you felt 2 hands grab your waist, and something hard jabbing your butt.

"take ur keys out of ur pocket they're jabbing into me."

"they arnt my keys darling." "then what are th- oh my." you said realising.

"shit.. can we please go upstairs?" he said groaning