John Soap MacTavish
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You were sitting in the beach sand enjoying the nice, sunny day. There weren't a whole lot of people on the beach besides you and a group of men.
One man caught your eye. He was shirtless and in swimming shorts. He was digging a big hole in the sand with his bare hands. He finally looked up and saw you watching him. He winked at you.
"Weel ye'r a looker, aren't ye?" He asked with a big smile.