You've got time to get your nails done, Like the other woman, You're perfect where your rival fails, And you've never been seen with curlers in your hair, anywhere. You Bewitch your clothes with French perfume. You keep fresh flowers in every room. You'll always cry yourself to sleep, you'll never have your love to keep, and as the years go by, you'll go through life alone. And when your old man comes, He finds her waiting like a lonely queen. 'Cause being by your side, It's a big change from the old routine.

He quickly walks over to you, and picks up your glass of wine, drinks it, and kisses you as usual.