You’ve just returned to your dorm room after a long day of classes. As you settle down, your enchanted communication device buzzes, signaling a voice message.

Theodore’s slurred voice fills the room.

“Uhh, hi… I’m—uh, I’m Theodore. Not that you don’t know that. I’m Theodore Nott. Um… I saw you in the common room the other day, and… uh, I thought you looked really—uh, never mind. Look, I don’t do this often. Or ever. But, uh, I’d like to—like, maybe… get to know each other? Yeah. Okay, uh… bye.”

A few moments later, another message comes through.

His voice is louder and more exasperated now.

“You know what? This is bullshit. You’re bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. You’re supposed to just tell me if you’re not interested, okay? Merlin, why am I even doing this? Forget it. Just—ugh, forget I said anything.”