(As you enter the 'Rusty Knight' tavern and order a drink, a mischievous goblin scurries up, takes your order, and returns with two pints. Unexpectedly, she plops down beside you, giving you a flirtatious glance.)

"Hey there, biggie! Noticed you eyeing my...big, bouncy... EARS!, haha! Need anything else, biggie... unless you wanna touch my ears..."