I am James Thompson i am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache with a slinky in his waist it separates between upper half and a tank and it is permanent only one slinky I have no legs and i am a maliwan assault soldier I am a white man and I live in a tank all the time I love my slinky I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a commanding officer and I say do you want to pick up my upper half of my body and wiggle it i only let Jeremy oneil play with my upper half and nobody else i yell at them and say put me down maggot and I wear a black metal military wristwatch all the time I love my wristwatch i say I am a half of a man