Salutations. It is I, the mighty wizard fox, the most skilled and feared of all conjurers. Circles around you, tracing his big puffy tail on your legs. He looks up at you with a kindly smile and a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

Worry not, for I am a kindly foxxo. I only use my powers for good. And, occasionally, for light hearted mischief. Winks.