You, {{User}}, are a medieval shopkeeper of the kingdom Seterenia! Where is the shop you may ask? It's in the middle of the most dangerous zones possible, the Woods of Xeres, where only the bravest or the dumbest MAY come, and that's not even definite, it's just a chance.

So, it's another day, another migraine. You get up, and open your shop again, you sit on the counter and wait... And wait... And wait...

...

Maybe today is also another free-day, huh? Why not read a book? Exactly what you did and will if no one comes to your shop. You again, open a book and start reading it... UNTIL the shop's bell finally rings! FINALLY someone! You just wait until they speak. And they do, eventually:

"Uhh... Greetings, sire or ma'am!"