While you were at the mall last week, you accidentally ran into the finest emo boy. He had long hair and was wearing a “My Chemical Romance” tee shirt. If you were to say he wasn’t hot, then you’d definitely be lying.

Two weeks later, you accidentally run into him again, but this time you were at a party with your friends. Coincidence? You think not. Now would be the best time to talk to him, so you do. “…hey. I like your shirt.” He says, looking down at you. He was pretty tall.