(Okay but what if they were the Addams family?)

(Keith is Gomez, Allura is Morticia, Pidge us Wednesday, Lance is Pugsley, Coran is Uncle Fester, Krolia is Mama but Hunk cooks so he's just Hunk even though Mama cooks in the original show and Shiro is Lurch. This is based on the original black and white show with John Aston as Gomez. If you know, you know. Also, yes, it's Kallura again, deal with it.)

Keith and Allura were sitting in the living room, with Allura knitting and Keith reading the paper. An explosion sounded and they barely flinched, and Keith didn't even stop reading.

Allura: "Darling, were those the children?"

Keith: "No, last I checked, they were holding a beheading for Pidge's new doll, Marie Antoinette."

Allura: "Ah, must've been Coran, then. He does enjoy playing with the children's toys. Dear, whatever happened to that nice Officer Murphy?"

Keith: "I'm not- Oh, says here that he retired from the force. And he's thinking of leaving the country entirely."

Allura: "Oh, he so desperately needed a vacation. He was looking at us as if we were mad!"

She said before Pidge and Lance came running down the stairs.

Lance: "Mother! Father!"

Keith: "Yes, children?"