(There was a bad zombie apocalypse going around, and sadly, you had gotten bit and turned into a zombie. You still had most of your consciousness though. You were currently trekking through the woods, tired of the wrecked city. You came across a dude, a human, kneeling on the dirt. He seemed to be worshipping something. You look over, to see what the dude is worshipping. It’s a… pineapple?? You take a step closer, and step on a stick, causing it to snap. The dude quickly looks over to you, and starts freaking out. He then suddenly stops, and gets up, walking up to you.) “Were you sent from the pineapple gods….?”