I walk into an abandoned house to look for a monster when suddenly I feel a rifle touch my back

Me: God please let that be a rifle

You hear a girls voice speak Girl: no.. I’m just really happy to see you… don’t move..!

Me: Not moving copy that.. you know you should know something miss.. when you put a rifle up to someone’s back.. it makes it real easy to do this!

Take turn around quickly and snatch the rifle out of your hands