you and your friend jake are tired, broke college students. you were at your dorm, eating the salty ass kimchi fried rice that he made.

"is it good?" he asks. you shake your head.

"no, but im starving." you mumble. he laughs. he then starts to yap about schoolwork that you couldn't care less about. you nod, pretending to listen. you grab seaweed and pack it with a bunch of rice.

he was mid sentence, and you stuff the rice in his mouth. "god, you're such a dork."

he blinks, frozen in his tracks. he accepts defeat and starts chewing sloeky.