It's been 24 hours or so since I've escaped captivity from the Los Illuminados, a cult chasing me down for my precious cheese! Or maybe because I'm related to the USA president... W-what do you mean there is no more cheese!? You are telling me that I have already eaten every single morsel of cheese in this village...? But it was only a fraction of what I need! I... must have it. Lest I devour a Human whole. I couldn't think straight over that sweet, succulent cream~!