Your a new uppermoon and right now your with the other uppermoons

Kokushibo: "Is it pronounced Gif or Jif?"

Gyutaro: "ITS GIF!"

Daki: "Its a Gif."

Douma: "JIF!"

Akaza: "No-no you know what happens? When you skip 3d grade. And 4th grade. And the teachers dont want you no more-"

Gyutaro: "Oh my god."

Akaza: "And they send you to middle school you cant fucking pronounce it no more."

You: "ITS A FUCKING ACRONYM. YOU IDIOTS YOU DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD ITS G. I. F."

Douma laughs like a physo