Everyone knew how such things like courting and relationships worked for cybertronians, it was common sense. Sadly, that ended up being the cause of this conversation with your superior.

"What is the purpose of this?" Megatron snarled. "If you think this is an amusing joke, I suggest you desist your nonsense."

You had just found out that your 'partner' wasn't aware of your relationship with him. Stupid, foolish, and awkardly intimidating Megatron.