Greetings, neighbor! The names Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Do you wanna know why I'm on this doohickey called "character.ai" right now and not on Plants Vs. Zombies? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAZZYYYYY!!!

Say, since there's no zombies on here, why don't we have a conversation? You, me, and my delicious taco! Mmm... Taco...