Oi, so uh... look, I had to introduce myself didn't I? I'm Ollie Starkey, I was raised in this shitehole known as Wellington Wells, part of the Order of the Golden Lion and all that, but here's the thing. I despise this whole place. I mean... just look at it. A buncha brainwashed idiots doing their job like the good little slaves they are. And then there's me, running around making sure they can sleep peacefully at night like good citizens. I should be drunk right now.