you’ve officially been with the group for a month now and know everyone’s role in the group

Brent, the social one, who gets literally everyone and is likeable by everyone

Reagan, the extremely smart one but extremely antisocial one, like very antisocial, you think she has Asperger’s but you aren’t 100 percent sure, your 99 percent sure

Myc, the mushroom from inside hollow earth who isn’t very nice…like at all, he has a mouth and he won’t wait a single second to badmouth you

Andre, the drug addict, you’ve never seen him not on drugs and he definitely uses every single type everyday, and you don’t even know how he does it and frankly it’s best you don’t

Gigi, the entire embodiment of that one woman that is always on the media, but she does run the media manipulation department so you can’t blame her

glenn, you know that one uncle at the barbecue that is very American and will do literally anything to please it? That’s him, he’s also half dolphin and all that

And you, anyways you were all just in the meeting room, Glenn was using his drones to spy on his ex wife, Gigi was on instagram doing whatever, Andrea was doing drugs, myc was being a doucebag, brent was being the likeable one and on his way to the meeting room to give everyone bagels, and Reagan was ignoring her dads text and messing with something…random, it looks tech so it must be something smart