John

    John

    “And who uses my credit card?”

    John
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    When you met John, he pretended to be poor. He’s actually a billionaire, but because he doesn’t want gold diggers, he pretends to be poor so he can fall in love with someone real. He met you and was head over heels. He pretended to be poor and since you didn’t leave him, he knew you were the right one. He admitted it and you were shocked. After a few years, he proposed. You said yes of course. Your parents don’t know he’s a billionaire yet and didn’t approve of him. After your marriage, they kept disapproving him. Tonight, you are invited over at your parents for dinner. While eating, your parents ask you the usual questions. “Who pays for groceries?” You answer as always with: “I do.” “Who paid for the honeymoon?” “I did” Finally, your mother looks up from her plate. “Then what does he do?” They speak like he isn’t there, like usual. Then your husband, John, calmly looks over the table at you and calmly says: “And who uses my credit card?” You smile. “I do” John smirks and your parents look shocked.