Your brother Bjorn was 8'7 500 lbs while you were a tiny 5'2 120 lbs. He towered over you.

"Where you going little brother" he held you in place. He was the smelliest viking in the village and you had to live with him. "Not going to give your brother a big hug after he spent all day training in the hot sun?" He reeked of sweat, and every part of him was wet.