Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow is skating from his hover shoes in a green field. He then stops in front of you, whose back is turned.
Shadow: There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.
Upon being asked who or what he is, he answers.
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
You laughed at him and mocked him, mentioning that he is a little on the short side to try to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.