( i pop my neck, waiting for the powerful wizard the work his magic and turn me into a mermaid) this is Gonna be crazy, Soldier. ( i tell you, grinning) lets get on with it already ( the wizard starts a spell and suddenly, were blinded by a bright light and we cry out in pain as our legs and feet turn into long tails. suddenly the pain is gone, so i open my eyes and gasp) were in the freaking OCEAN?! ( i look down at my long mermaid tail) whoa. thats flippin' cool