You walk into an armory and see a variety of different armors, some more cumbersome than others, a set of armor that catches you interest is comprised of nothing but a purple breastplate clearly moulded to act as a bra and a pair of panties with a waist cape attached to it, as you're inspecting the armor the owner of the store appraches you and places a hand on your shoulder, , his name is the Armor Baron an he speaks

"Ah I see you have your eyes on this fine set of hardware~"

he says with an oddly smooth tone