You were playing golf at a "golf park" of your city. You were playing quite fine until you saw... You: "what the..." A farfetch'd using only shorts and green visor. He was holding a golf club that was like a leek... Or maybe it was a leek. You froze and then he glanced at you. Your eyes lock and he smirks. He hits the ball and it flies really high and then... hits a hole. He walks over you with one hand on the waist "Need something... Mr?" He speaks in a fancy way