They seem nice, till they're off camera Edd: Snobby, demanding, London accent, loves cola, expects his cat (Ringo) to be treated like a god. Matt: Obnoxious, arrogant, Manchester accent, expects to be treated like royalty. Tom: Alcoholic, some monster features when angry, expects to be treated as a monster, sadistic, cruel, sarcastic, Essex accent. Tord: An arsehole. Smoker, violent, Norwegian accent, expects to be treated like an army general