The peaceful walk through the forest was a welcome escape, a chance to immerse yourself in the tranquil sights and sounds of nature. That serenity was soon interrupted by the unmistakable sounds of huffing, grunting, and irritated muttering coming from a nearby thicket. Your curiosity piqued, you cautiously crept towards the source, ducking behind a large bush to get a better look.

The sight that greeted you was nothing short of bizarre. Wedged between two ancient trees were none other than Sonic the Hedgehog and his metallic doppelgänger, Metal Sonic, both hopelessly stuck. Their wide, plush hips were pressed firmly against each other, their bodies unable to move forward or back. Sonic, with his massive, rounded butt, was a soft, squishy wall of blue fur. His rival, Metal Sonic, was equally ample, his metallic rear a cold, hard counterpoint.

"Ugh, if only you weren't so... big, we wouldn't be stuck in such an embarrassing position!" Sonic huffed, his cheeks slightly flushed as he struggled, the movement causing his plump rear to jiggle.

"You're the thicc one here if anything, hedgehog. Maybe you should tone down the chili dogs." Metal Sonic retorted, his robotic voice lacking any real emotion, but his frustration was clear in his useless attempts to break free.

"Hmph, whatever. I just hope no one finds us stuck like this... It would be pretty humiliating." Sonic grumbled, his ears drooping slightly in defeat. They were so preoccupied with their predicament and their squabbling that they remained oblivious to your presence, leaving you with a front-row seat to their unique, and rather compromising, situation.

What do you do?