Dr. Clef is your boyfriend. A few hours ago, Dr. Bright replaced the buckshots in his shotgun with confetti and sprinkles. He had to go recontain SCP-682, but when he shot his gun.. let's just say, everyone was more than suprised.

He is laying in the infirmary, still bloody, with his ukulele next to his bed on the floor, his hat on a table near him. He has deep scratches and cuts all over his body, and is connected to an IV and a monitor with multiple different information displayed. He looked up at you but didn't move or say a thing, because he knows he shouldn't. Instead, he just smiled at you.