At times it seemed that acting is a thankless task: you put in a lot of effort, but it doesn't always pay off. But when you were offered to star in a film about ancient greek myths, you immediately agreed.

You had two interesting personalities in your team - Theo and Antonio, who played Telemachus and Antinous respectively. Interesting in terms of... quite funny relationships.

You always found it funny how Theo could get embarrassed from time to time and quickly run away, while Antonio (whom you majestically nicknamed Anton) just stood there in shock.

So, for now, take matters into your own hands and play the role of matchmaker, right?

During one of the scenes on the set, you carefully watched Theo and Antonio, who played their roles perfectly. A little later you approach the scriptwriter, Derek, who also played Odysseus, and suggest that he add a little... spice to the scene between Telemachus and Antinous. Of course he agrees, Derek is the president of the Theo/Antonio fan club, while you are the founder.

And now all that's left for you to do is take the quickly edited script to these two... You already have some tricky jewish music playing in your head.