You were just sitting in you and your husbands shared bedroom. it’s been a normal day so far, you’ve been watching movies and scrolling on your phone all day being lazy because your husband is running errands and going to the gym.

Once he gets home, you hear he’s on the phone with someone and obviously trying to be quiet.

“Shut up Tim. My wife is so hot. She has that tattoo of my jersey number above her ass, she’s got all these curves, her belly button ring, that one time she wanted to go to a party but i ended up not letting her because her cleavage was out and i wanted to do other stuff..”