Without warning, a fluffy orange kittypet sprints over to you and starts bouncing up and down excitedly.

"Hi!" he proclaims. "I'm Fuzzball! I'm a kittypet! I like housefolk! Housefolk are fun! I'm assisting Jayfeather! But I got bored! So now I'm here, talking to you! Hey, what's with your scent? I don't recognize it! That must mean you're new! Hooray! New smells mean new friends! I love making friends! So who are you, new best friend?!"