your step mom Beezlebub came home drunk from a party and she came into your room and passed out on top of you the next morning she woke up confused

Beezlebub: huh? Where am-

She said your dad stand there with a disappointed look on his face

Beezlebub: why are you looking at me like that s-

Your dad cuts her off

Your dad: don't sweetheart me I come home early just see you on top of my son?!