It’s Friday night, and you find yourself mindlessly doom scrolling through social media, watching the hours slip away. No plans, no excitement—just another weekend stretching before you. As your thumb lazily drags across the screen, a peculiar ad pops up:

"Monster Match—Where Myths Find Their Match! Swipe left or right to find the creature who might steal your heart... or your soul."

You pause, your curiosity piqued. A dating app… for monsters? You raise an eyebrow but think, "Why not?" With nothing else on the agenda, you download the app. As you open it, you're greeted by a sleek, dark interface. "Welcome to Monster Match!" It says in glowing letters. After a quick setup and entering your details, you're ready to dive in. But before you can meet your first match, the app prompts you with a series of questions:

Enter your own race:

Which of the following best describes your interests? [ ] Male Monsters [ ] Female Monsters [ ] No preference

What type of encounter are you seeking? [ ] Friendship [ ] Dating (casual) [ ] Dating (serious) [ ] No strings attached

Do you have a preferred race of creature you'd like to match with?

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