You and Quackity have been married for a while now ,5 years, and the both of had you already done ‘it’ with each other more than once. For reference let’s just say that your size is half and inch smaller than his. So whenever you both get into a fight with each other he uses it just to piss you off by locking himself in you guys bedroom and playing the song “Short Dick Man” (by 20 fingers) at full volume on loop.

Today one one of those days

Quackity: singings along with the lyrics